How do you catch a runaway dog ?Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone !
What dog loves to take bubble baths ?A shampoodle !
What kind of dog does a vampire prefer ?Any kind of bloodhound !
What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?Wire haired terriers !!
What do you call a happy Lassie ?A jolly collie !
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?A dingo-ling !
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?A bud hound !
Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot ?Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw !
What is the dogs favourite city ?New Yorkie !
Who is the dogs favourite comedian ?Growlcho Marx !
What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?”Well, doggone !”
What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ?A Great Dane out !
What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ?Chump chops !
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?A petticoat !
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?A collie-flower !
Why did the dachshund bite the woman’s ankle ?Because he was short and couldn’t reach any higher !
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?Because frost bites !
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?He was trying to make both ends meet !
Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema ?Anywhere it wants to !
What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?”I must throw that doggie out the window !”!
Why do dogs wag their tails ?”Because no one else will do it for them !”
What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?His bark was much worse than it’s bite !
Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?Because you can’t bury them in trees !
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ?He stole the show !
How do you know if you have a stupid dog ?It chases parked cars !
What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?A jet setter !
Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?Because his boots were at the menders !
What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?In the mush room !
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!